HIGH PITCHED SCREAMING

AUNT WU’S PREDICTION

DONT TAKE KATARA AWAY FROM ME

moodybby:

hawaii-n-jones:

The fact that both of these reactions came from males

*sigh of relief* :) 

juilan:

Because a piece of gum told me to

inksplattersandearlyhours:

"Fred Potter, I actually let your mother name you after the bravest man she knew, instead of making it all about me. Now promise me that you’ll take a picture of McGonagall’s face when she realises the prankster legacy you and James plan to live up to. Awesome. High five.”

choppychops:

k1mkardashian:

bile4:

Go off

where/what is this and how can i participate?

We have four blue indian runner ducks and now I want to dress them up in fancy suits and dresses…

(Source: archiemcphee)

sixpenceee:

babyangelcastiel:

sixpenceee:

I have no idea where this is from and what it’s referencing to. I found this on a random thread. 

whispers ‘why’

whispers back ‘i wish i knew’

t-ardigrades:

wigmund:

pinkrocksugar:

stunningpicture:

LOOK AT ITS BIG FOOTERS

IMAGINE THE TOE BEANS ON THIS BABBY

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Lynx footsies are mostly floof

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He can’t have too much bean, he lives in the chilly zone. He’ll get cold beanies and that’s no good.

vtforpedro:

Good god why is this cracking me up so much

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

bisexualpiratequeen:

I’m trying hard to live by Cat Principles.

1- I am glorious above all things
2- Eat when hungry, sleep when sleepy, play when bored
3- Affection is given and received on my terms and only mine
4- Show displeasure clearly.
5- NO
6- Demand the things you want. If they aren’t given, demand them again, but louder this time.
7- If you are touched when you don’t want to be, say so. If they continue to touch you, make them bleed.

yugichrist sent:

hey you know those photos of trees where it looks like they have a big round human ASS, that's a tree disease right, what's it called

yugichrist:

homohustle:

yugichrist:

homohustle:

if it’s what I’m thinking of, those are called Burls if you’re murrican or Burrs if you’re from pretty much literally anywhere else

It’s less of a disease in itself and more like a sign of a disease.  Usually fungal infections fuck up the tree growth and cause them

People actually steal them sometimes because some of them are super valuable.  They make really cool looking carved stuff and are really dense.

what the fuck. they just chop the ass right off a tree and sell it to the tree ass black market. that’s brutal

That’s… Yeah, that’s actually pretty accurate.

People have actually been arrested for it and redwood national park gets blocked off at night because people stealing and selling tree ass on the black market is such a big problem

requesting backup for a 376 in process, that’s right we’ve got a tree ass jacker here

sirenlovesong:

ariannagrandeofficial:

big-chicken:

cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat

this cat lives in a show horse barn which is why it walks and runs that way

THIS CAT THINKS ITS A HORSE

guidedbygandalf:

nateswinehart:

Being good to each other is so important, guys.

This is so relevant to my feelings lately, guys.

ringingallover:

meecheee123:

ringingallover:

do centaur babies suckle from the horse nipples or the human nipples tho

Centaurs aren’t real. Do you understand that?

yes that is why i made a tumblr post about this instead of just asking a real centaur

bromancing-the-stone:

The most ignored words in the world.

(Source: nothinglikeinthemovies)

malachaibarker:

swolizard:

immortalpoet:

swolizard:

immortalpoet:

swolizard:

immortalpoet:

swolizard:

This has been a public service announcement

How about you go fuck yourself and let people enjoy what they want.

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Tough guy hiding behind a screen. Lolz. Tollz feeding trollz. Good job bruh. You make fun of people to feel better about yourself. Thank you for helping set back humanity a few years. Grow the fuck up and get a job. Oh wait, wasn’t that your advice?

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I’m enjoying feeding this troll. Let’s see how high his standing is on a social media site because people ‘like’ his posts.

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i’m loving these madden gifs