She was supposed to be the next Magical Girl, but the dog touched the magical artifact first!
Now she has to help her pet fight evil and also prevent it from flying all over the place in search of bacon.
Inspired by a goofy skype conversation and not a real thing ;0
me: i can't my dog just fell asleep on my lap
her: my parents aren't home
casual reminder that the apocalyptic violence is still happening in ferguson because the police refused to fire a white cop who shot dead an innocent unarmed black kid
Breathe. It’s only a bad day, not a bad life.
Best of Autocorrect
I got to “Dad” and had to scroll down and reblog for a break because I laughed so hard I nearly threw up twice.
"Killing her seems a bit harsh"
Can we just talk about how useful this is but also how happy that dog is to be teaching us something. Look at that tail wag. Thank you puppy.
vine cinematics are getting so advanced and i love it
they’re like 6 second soap operas and I LOVE IT
… These kids will rule the world.
THE LAST ONE THO.
I need these children
When the blind lead the blind, get out the way. #profound
Some of these would look so good on t-shirts
If at first you don’t succeed, get new batteries is now the slogan of my imaginary sex toy company.
So I finally did that gigapause logo thing but I liked it way too much
so yeah, transparent Roxy with a bunch of mutant cats and a empty thing to write shit on it
a moment of silence for the english teachers that have to read angsty 13 year old creative writing
a moment of silence for the university professors that have to read what amounts to the same basic thing, now with 50% more grammar and syntax and 100% more pretention