okay the update doesn’t make me too mad i guess?
but how the hell am i supposed to keep it from jumping up a zillion years when I click on photos in a photoset? I used to just go to the reblog page, and then it would bring me back to where I was on my dash, but shortened.

??????
I think it looks good, though there were several colour options that I could not figure out what they changed.
MAKE IT RED
I love red


I deduced europe from this (the license plates) and as i went down the road (to the left) i saw cars driving on the europe side of the road, proving my europe theory.

I eventually ended up on a road named “Garnswllt Road” and muttered “oh shit I think I’m in wales”

I followed that road for a long time until I ended up next to a field with some horses in it and became fairly certain I was in backwater wales and if I didn’t stop playing I was never getting out of there alive.

Turned off stealth mode and turns out I was in Pontarddulais, Wales. I shit you not, thats how they spell things in Wales.

Lesson Learned: Don’t play mapcrunch, you might end up in Wales.

gonna try maybe making plushes??

I’d love some suggestions for some animals!?! please and thanks!!??
i become indescribably happy when i see people using the scarves i made for them

I AM TWENTY YEARS OLD (or will be at like 5:55AM but eff u)
AND IM EXCITED HELLO

this is me right now

I was drinking wine with friends and there is like less than a glass left so i am just drinking from the bottle to finish it off
The best part is where you can’t judge me cuz i’m drunk

I’m actually starting to consider just buying boones and keeping it in my room and drinking late at night sometimes just for shits and gigs. Maybe write some dirty novellas.

I am the kind of person that when someone posts a link I have to click it pretty much no matter what
it could say “heres a link to some pictures of diseased vaginas” and I would still click just to see if it was actually pictures of diseased vaginas.
followed by “UGH ew wHY dIDI CLIcK CLOSE the TAB, CLOSeTHETAbbbbb”

that i am starting to wonder if I have actually been asleep this whole time

got some mother fucking

inception
shit
happening here

send help
i’m gonna go sit upstairs
sulk
and eat pizza.

“Stephanie?”
“Did you mean Stephanie N., or one of the three other Stephanies in this class?”

Now I am just an absurd level of drunk for having two drinks. ABSURD

Now it is four in the morning. I am going to eat something, and then get the fuck to bed.

SORRY IF I’M OBNOXIOUS TO YOU. I CANT STOP IT.

Gratuitous drunk picture of myself:

(It was so gorgeous!!)

But I think I might have burnt a little
because now I’m itchy
Someone come here and put lotion on me

help me out

so itchy.