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holy shit a craft update

So I decided recently (less than a week ago??? maybe only just that now) that I wanted to be Harry Potter for halloween, so I ordered a bunch of my costume from v legit sources online but since I can do a basic knit stitch and know how to knit in a round, I’m totally making a gryffindor scarf, which i am not very far in at all.

Gratuitous picture of it on my head (as per tradition at this point because i’m a big dumb loser who thinks its funny to put stuff i make on my head)

i kept making dumb faces and then i startled myself with one and i went with this. Theres nothing scandalous over there i’m just scary

other than that though i haven’t really worked on much lmao

actually having a job has seriously cut into my creativity time :(

I was feeling glum so I made myself glam.

been feeling kinda yucky in the tummy department but I have been completely unwilling to go rest in bed

so I compromised and i grabbed my arm pillow (which i’ve just discovered after a disturbing google image search is actually called a bed rest )

and i’ve been laying on it in front of my computer like this

i’ve bent the arms around myself and if I sit up I can type and its really nice.

Here’s me being a dumbass with my tea

here’s me laughing into my tea because i’m a dumbass

I GOT THE JOHN GREEN BOX SET: A story

So I got the john green box set, but here’s how it went down

It was at the bottom of a large gift bag with other stuff in it, so I got to it last, but once i saw it was an amazon box I already knew what it was and started losing my mind.

I began tearing at the box with my fingers, I ain’t got NO time for your dumb practical knives (i actually chipped a nail in my frenzy).

Once I got the box open I screamed a bunch because it was confirmed and oh my god I was holding the john green box set.

I sat around with it in the shrink wrap for a while (petting it a little, I wont lie) while other people opened presents and tidied up and generally moved on with their morning. I told my sister I was afraid to open it in case I screamed more and she told me to just open it already.

I did but when I cracked open Looking for Alaska (delicious new book sound) I flipped a couple pages and found the signature and definitely made a sound that I am gonna call a cross between a scream and a squeal and some kind of keening sound. And then sniffed it (delicious new book smell).

tl;dr -

JOHN GREEN BOOKS JOHN GREEN BOOKS JOHN GREEN BOOKS JOHN GREEN BOOKS /SIGNED/ JOHN GREEN BOOKS

JOHHNNN GREEEN BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKSSSSSS

oh god so beautiful

Crrraaaaaffffftttssss

Time for a craft update!

I’ve really been whizzing through all my crafties lately, trying to finish before christmas haha. ONTO BUSINESS

SCARVES:

heres a gratuitous picture of me wearing it on my head:

Here is a proper picture of it!

the colours are a bit wonky in this one though. OH WELL

MORE PROJECTS UNDER THE READMORE

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Craft Update!

Alright so I’ve made… Well, quite a bit of progress actually since I finished the badges. I accidentally stayed up all night watching game grumps (x) in a playlist (It was Banjo Kazooie if anyone cares) but as a result I got a whole shitton of the shyguys done!

Look how pleased I am.

UNDER THE READ MORE I TALK MORE ABOUT THEM AND ALSO SCARVES (its a long’un.)

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So I finally finished my Kanto Badges!

Here is me holding them up with pride

heres an actual closeup of them!

I think rainbow, marsh and cascade came out the best, with boulder coming in a close second.

(also yes I know they’re out of order also the soulbadges colours are wonky I dont care anymore xD)

My new project is after the readmore because long post

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this is me right now

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I was drinking wine with friends and there is like less than a glass left so i am just drinking from the bottle to finish it off

The best part is where you can’t judge me cuz i’m drunk

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I’m actually starting to consider just buying boones and keeping it in my room and drinking late at night sometimes just for shits and gigs. Maybe write some dirty novellas.

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Wow so drinking on an empty stomach was a terrible idea

Now I am just an absurd level of drunk for having two drinks. ABSURD

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Now it is four in the morning. I am going to eat something, and then get the fuck to bed.

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SORRY IF I’M OBNOXIOUS TO YOU. I CANT STOP IT.

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Gratuitous drunk picture of myself:

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BORED

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BORED

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bored

I gave myself a haircut a few days ago

And now it has a mind of it’s own

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I have literally no control over all the little spikes. None. They do their own thing.

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